Tuesday, 10 May 2011

23 Reasons............

I found this on Kathleen's blog Shieldmaiden of God 
She said that I could repost it so here's 23 reasons why Star wars is better than Titanic!

1. Titanic’s big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. 
2. Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential. 
3. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. 
4. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait. 
5. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage. 
6. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can’t say “Look at the size of that thing!” and really mean it. 
7. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a light saber as opposed to a handgun. 
8. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral. 
9. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship. 
10. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancée like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun. 
11. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing? 
12. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut. 
13. Two words: John Williams. 
14. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars. 
15. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key. 
16. Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes. 
17. We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could’ve anticipated “Luke….I am your father.”  
18. Han Solo would’ve missed that iceberg! 
19. Dead people have that cool glow around them in Star Wars. In Titanic, dead people just have little hungry fish around them. 
20. 1979 special effects in Star Wars still more believable than those computer shots of the Titanic. 
21. Titanic morals = gamble, cheat on your husband, pose nude for pictures, premarital sex is OK if you’re in love, etc. Star Wars morals = fight evil, do good, respect all life even if it’s Ugly and slithers, rescue princess, save planet. 
22. Han and Chewie could have repaired the ship! 
23. When the titanic broke apart, did we even get any type of explosion, much less an explosion with a ring around it.
Well what did you think? Now see why star wars is way cooler!!!

God Bless


  1. Dear Vellvin,
    Yes I much prefer Star Wars to Titanic.
    Love Mummy

  2. You didn't need to convince me of Star Wars coolness! I was already Star Wars all the way. :D

    Too funny, though.

  3. LOL, I LOVE it! Star Wars totally beats Titanic.

    And thank you for the comments on my blog; they made me smile. :)

    ~Jamie Joyce

  4. That was funny :D long live Star Wars.


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